Don't you send me to vm
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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