...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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