Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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