so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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