he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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