I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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