y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
But theres a keg here and me gusta
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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