no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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