Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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