Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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