Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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