With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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