i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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