dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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