Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
