Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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