Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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