I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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