I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
