Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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