shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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