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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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