Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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