some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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