kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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