i just had sex bonerless
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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