i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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