...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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