i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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