You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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