ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
time to smoke my breakfast
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think a kid would responsible me up
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
