Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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