i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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