Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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