You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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