if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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