All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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