Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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