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(954): View more from Florida

I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on

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(917): View more from New York City

It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.

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(561): View more from Florida

No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south

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(207): View more from Maine

how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.

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(816): View more from Missouri

All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother

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(707): View more from California

Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.

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(719): View more from Colorado

It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.

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