thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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