Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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