I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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