# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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