Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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