Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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