Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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