Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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