my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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