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say what?
wanna hang out?
My first STD was from a foam party
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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