chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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