our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
