Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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