He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
im six kinds of drunk right now
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
All I want is dick and wine.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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