mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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